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Pseudomania

by Pseudomania

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1.
Welcome to America 02:39
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VERSE 1 In this place justice seems to be an oddity Some sort of socio-anomaly Everyone's high on ego and commodity In this nation Information Hometown of crack and methamphetamine Coming up the latest news on celebrities Who cares who got shot and which one was surrendering The more sordid The more rewarded CHORUS Welcome to America x3 Land of the free Welcome to America x3 Sea to shining sea VERSE 2 Nostalgia won't help the problems we have as they are But don't worry we can put it on a credit card Think about it when you get to Sunset Boulevard Wanna be famous Ignoramus Cops and civilians killing people with brutality Last time I checked that's not democracy it's anarchy I've tried to warn you of this capital insanity You've ignored us Sing the chorus CHORUS [Solo/Break] CHORUS
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Face Me 03:20
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VERSE 1 If you even care he wants you to pay attention Not even halfway there, does he even need to mention That you said you'd talk tomorrow You're not even listening are you? Nevermind he's finished, find another life to borrow CHORUS So closure's for the dead But can't he just attempt to get (it) If it's something that you said Well he probably forgot you said it The guy you knew before Doesn't come 'round here no more So if you won't talk to him Then face me Yeah, face me VERSE 2 A $20 bill, is that all he's worth to you Just a space to fill, till the next gets boring too And he was yours but you weren't his Obsessed before, but not like this That's fine, ignore him, y'know ignorance is bliss CHORUS So closure's for the dead But can't he just attempt to get (it) If it's something that you said Well he probably forgot you said it Yeah, the guy you knew back then Won't be coming back again But if you won't talk to him Then face me Yeah, face me BRIDGE And we both know you need another lock and not a key And we both know that you turned him into me CHORUS So closure's for the dead But can't he just attempt to get (it) If it's something that you said Well he probably forgot you said it The guy you knew before Doesn't come 'round here no more So if you won't talk to him Yeah, the guy you knew back then Won't be coming back again And the guy you threw away Well he wanted me to say Then face me Just face me Please face me
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If I Had A Gun 02:40
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If I had a gun I wouldn't do much with it I'd still have fun Wouldn't be much different If I had a gun And I was the only person To ever own one I wouldn't do any hurting Unless somebody came in, tried to harm someone Well then I'd have to If I had a gun If I had a gun I might go out hunting For sport, just for fun Just to get the blood pumping If I had a gun I might make schematics So I could make another one So someone else could have it But only if they agreed to one Condition, to help me They could have the gun If I had a gun I might start shooting Get a lot more done Do a lot more doing If I had a gun I'd shake hands, recruit 'em And foes, one by one I'd go and shoot 'em Then I'd make more of them Till I had a ton Mass production Of my special gun If I had a gun I'd make an army Second to none No one could harm me If I had a gun I might just take over The world for fun Full on supernova And I'd make them say I was the son of God And the God of Sun But only If I had a gun
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O.U.T.A.S.A.P 04:29
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VERSE 1 Stick on your plastic smiles You're gonna be here for a while So pretend that it's okay Living in Beigetown USA CHORUS I don't know where I wanna go One thing's for sure It's not here It's not here Just shut up and drive/I'm sure you feel the same I might get out alive/We're all players in this game Just get me out of here VERSE 2 Now please don't get me wrong I've just been here way too long And I'd rather live where it rains Where there's no difference between inspired and insane CHORUS BREAK/SOLO VERSE 3 Let this be my goodbye I promised I wouldn't cry And I'm not so have your fun Come find me when your 18 years are done CHORUS
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A Thought 03:52
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VERSE 1 With a crash nothing begins it's journey Though simplistic and flawed, it's still so very early The long haired boys and short haired girls push it on its way a miracle if it could fly Fishing for a brand new sky And only endless deaths to die to last it through the day VERSE 2 It's semi autonomous legs reach out gingerly For fear of the threat of light and sound and source of injury But the masses laugh and point at its pathetic fluttering the stringing of streets all along The thought of not doing wrong And the music bends and breaks the song down into stuttering CHORUS Spinning around this is the message that we send Our job is to tell stories and to make amends Your choice is clear, as everyday's the end Spinning around this is the message that we send VERSE 3 A frightening flying machine nobody can perceive Though it melts through the skull and falls out from the teeth It's memory is flashing on the wire The birth, the death, the parts forgot The lessons that it thought it taught But a wayward breeze won't do a lot For the man who is on fire CHORUS VERSE 4 And plastic bullets will penatrate the head And suddenly no one can wait Release more nothing from the crate But all of this came out too late For the burning man is dead CHORUS
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Royalties 04:03
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Greetings from the desert of snow Lined up in uniforms A troupe of fools keeping warm In the desert of snow. Living in a desert of ice They're tortured for a while Then bow with a smile In the desert of ice Subject in the desert of snow If they like the way you lie They won't care how hard you cry In the desert of snow Servant in the desert of ice They'll put you on display And you do just what they say In the desert of ice Sun melts all it touches, Except for the folks it burns And they're not gonna help you You're none of their concern So if you need some guidance You best just turn away Start running while you can Live to perform another day Meet the Keepers of that desert of snow No enemies or friends They all leave in the end From the desert of snow Masters of the desert of ice The peasants in the heat The cycle just repeats In that desert of ice
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Cannibal 03:33
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A special feast of friends What does the waiter recommend I think I'll choose something not for sale It's really not that odd Ever heard of Sweeney Todd Species wide ouroborous where everyone's the tail We want to eat each other That's the way we like it people Feasting on their fellow man Tastes just like chicken Even if the flesh was rotten No one would think of stopping So it's nice to meet you and nice to eat you too Drain blood from the source Violence or intercourse Even consummation contains the word consume If there's half a doubt There's two ways of eating out It's why your mother don't want boys inside your room There's pride in gluttony A sorta kinda lust within it I smell sex and candy here Ain't it delicious Some kind of twisted motto It's not the hardest thing to swallow So it's nice to meet you and nice to eat you too Directly from the hearse Want an appetizer first Without warning they swarm coming from the hive The cremation is a BBQ And funerals are picnics too Because the real zombies are the ones still alive We want to eat each other That's the way we like it people Feasting on their fellow man Tastes just like chicken Even if the flesh was rotten No one would think of stopping So it's nice to meet you and nice to eat you Go on and take a bite Because no one would think to blame you Your diet needs more irony Consume the producers We're all set and starving Where do you think you're going darling It's so nice to meet you And nice to eat you too
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Dark Humour 02:20
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Dear Mom and dad I'll wait here in the car It's not that bad compared to where you are I've got my friends the ones inside my head It never ends until I go to bed Then I wait in this halfway nightmare state And when I wake up if you're running late well frankly I don't care I'm off to school so I will make this short I'm not that cool and I don't play a sport I'm like that freak that no one wants to meet The nerd the geek but I just wanna eat What I want and write shit in a different goddamn font And if you think I'm looking gaunt well at least I'm not dead Between those times when I'm in school and I'm in bed I write these rhymes on guitar or inside my head Some people say that I should probably go A different way it's like they think they know Who you are like they got your brain inside a jar So I'm gonna go and drive my car right off the Hoover Dam
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Upperclassmen 03:06
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VERSE 1 Funny how your friends start out as enemies Funny how there's so much you wanna be But it's too late or too hard it's the excuse I'm not living for the sake of growing old I'm not living so I can be bought and sold I am fed up with this world and all its abuse CHORUS We're not very modern men If we're underwater then Should we even bother when Will we get home VERSE 2 Sorry if this ain't what you want to hear Sorry that we had to go and disappear I am the last person you could need writing your songs And I've wasted more than money and breath on you Went alone so i wont disappoint you too Self pity goes so far but it won't make us belong CHORUS BREAK/SOLO VERSE 3 This is the part where we go our separate ways Because one of us is leaving in seven days This will not hit me for several years When it does I'll remember shooting the breeze Brothers from other types of ethnicities Spaz, the One liner and if course the man with the ears I'm not a very modern man You might not understand That's just part of who I am Will you come home CHORUS
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The Wyatt in Em 05:10
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VERSE 1 I'm beside myself more literally than you'll ever know There's a difference between you and I and it's starting to show As we pass through the highways and vineyards I know one thing is true That these are mine and I'm not sure what will happen to you CHORUS Take my hand Understand Swallow sand Break the band VERSE 2 I was great at hiding despite the blatant wardrobe I wore Or maybe I wasn't and I'm just the best at being ignored Let me taste your mouths all at once with syrup inside mine There's a bowl of urine that's fermented so long it's turned to wine CHORUS VERSE 3 So flawless is your rose that I would eat it thorns and all We've never met outside the stage so bow I'll take your fall Where did the music go you're dead or at least look that way Oh, let me paint the sky with your blood what do you say CHORUS

about

The first full album put out by Pseudomania, with 10 tracks. This project has been in the works for roughly one year, and now, it's finally out for the public to enjoy or condemn.

UPDATE
I've removed "Horrible Person" as it's a poorly created song I wrote when I was 17, full of testosterone, and empty of empathy.

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released August 11, 2015

All music written and recorded by Nat Tandowsky.
Produced by Nat Tandowsky, Griffin Puatu, Dillion Aurelio-Perata and Samay Dubey.
All drums used in this album were either synthesized kits or loops found in Acoustica Mixcraft 6, or Garageband.
Special Thanks to Anthony Saikali, Taylor Dufrane, and uCamps.
Soundbite was recovered from "Backfire" (1952).






















Superman is originally written by The Clique.

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